"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
10/29/2015 at 16:55 • Filed to: None | 0 | 10 |
So, I’m going to Japan in about 3 weeks. The Nissan HQ is pretty close to where I’m staying and I really, really hope they have this on display. I have questions I intend to ask.
davedave1111
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/29/2015 at 17:06 | 0 |
That has to be one of the weirdest political tributes of all time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_Dunc…
Looks just like him, though.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davedave1111
10/29/2015 at 17:37 | 0 |
I’n guessing you’re a Brit, because I had to look up who that guy was.
davedave1111
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/29/2015 at 17:41 | 0 |
To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if his mum has to look him up to remember who he is. Not an exciting chap, shall we say.
Funnily enough, he’d probably win the US Presidency if he was eligible to stand - at least his politics would go down well with almost everyone in the US, because he says things that sound right wing, but is actually only slightly right of centre by UK standards, and therefore massively to the left of Obama by US standards.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davedave1111
10/29/2015 at 19:00 | 0 |
I’m pretty upset by the current state of affairs in the upper levels of politics here now. There isn’t a single candidate that I can stand, on either side of the aisle.
davedave1111
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/29/2015 at 19:23 | 0 |
It’s not that much different here. IDS isn’t exactly popular - but you lot would probably like him a lot more than we do.
Carly Fiorina seems to me to be, er, not detestable. Wouldn’t make a good Pres, but she’s merely someone with whom I disagree on various issues, not a complete toad.
On the other side of the aisle, seems like Bernie Sanders isn’t a complete shithead either, but he’s also completely incompetent.
Really, it’s about time you lot give up on this silly rogue state nonsense, get rid of the rebel government in Washington, and acknowledge Her Maj as your lawful ruler.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davedave1111
10/29/2015 at 19:27 | 0 |
Keep in mind should we let you run the show again, you will also ave to accept our southern states in. They can be a little....difficult.
davedave1111
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2015 at 09:13 | 0 |
Ah yes, but given that your rogue state seceded a long time ago, most of the reforms making the UK a constitutional monarchy won’t apply to the US. The Queen can just tell them what to do, end of.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davedave1111
11/02/2015 at 11:41 | 0 |
See that’s the thing, they don’t even take well to doing what
we
tell them to do. If the Queen thinks she can just step in and do it, there may be problems.
davedave1111
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/02/2015 at 12:16 | 0 |
That’s where the bit about not being a constitutional monarchy comes in. She can just have them thrown in jail or hanged, no trial, no free speech, and so-on.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davedave1111
11/02/2015 at 12:39 | 1 |
Hmmm. I think I may just take a page from her and set up my own dictatorship then. I’ll wrap it in a flag so that no one really notices what’s going on.